"Climate Change" Is A Phony Issue

"Climate change" would be my religion if it promised love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and self-control. "Climate change" would be my religion if it promised eternal life. Climate change happens four times a year. Each is called a season. Each season has a name. The four names are Spring, Summer, Autumn, (or Fall) and Winter. "Climate change" is a contrived issue designed to attract attention in order to make people think an emergency is going on and needs a great deal of attention, research, study and dollars. The definition of climate is: "The average condition of a place or locality as to temperature, moisture, etc." (Webster) If it is an "average condition" this means that there exists a variety of numbers that identify temperature and moisture. As a result of climate change, do the following when necessary:  1) Be sure to wear shorts.  2)  Don't forget your straw hat (or wool cap)  3) Be sure to take your sunscreen with you.  4)  Be sure to take your heavy coat and umbrella.  5)  Don't forget your "flipflops."  6)  Don't  forget your raincoat.  There is much more.  Why?  Because the weather changes.  Is that a new revelation?  "Climate change" appears to be a phony issue.  Why be deceived by it?  Climate change is a reality.  "Climate change" is a phony issue.